He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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