if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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