Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my sisters under your porch take her home
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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