What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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