I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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