hell yes lets make some ravioli
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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