Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's never too late to be topless.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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