it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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