In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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