Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we're making bets on your personal life
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
