we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I want to fling myself into the sun
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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