you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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