I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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