Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm like, not good at living.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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