This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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