why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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