i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we made out on top of his cat.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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