I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize