At least make sure they are 18
Why
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Randomize
