I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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