2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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