need another drink. this is the easiest way
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
