According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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