You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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