i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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