Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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