I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Randomize
