my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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