cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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