Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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