me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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