I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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