we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
handjob tips. give me some.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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