i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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