i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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