the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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