this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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