Its about making memories worth repressing
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
