Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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