he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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