VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she woke up with a sticky ear
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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