Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Everyone says I win the strip club
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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