One girl and one boy is just not enough.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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