sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My pussy is not your playground.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize