U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I think I died a long time ago.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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