i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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