she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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