CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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