wakey wakey hands off snakey
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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