Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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