i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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