The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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