that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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